My God will it ever stop? Must it rain every day?

OK, the National Weather Service tells me we have had seven (count ’em seven) days without rain since March 1.

Gee, one whole week out of 20. That means rain 95 percent of the time since March roared in like a drunken, wet banshee.

Time for somebody to fess up. Who pissed off God? Was it you? Couldn’t have been me. Rain makes my arthritis act up so I’ve been hurting too much to be a good boy.