Three of our six cats are black so it would be easy to conclude that we’re not superstitious or worried about Friday the 13th.

Yeah, right.

The Vancouver Sun reports that cat poop can cause schizophrenia in humans.

When you have six cats, cat poop is a fact of life.

Message to Amy: I’m not paranoid. I’m perceptive. The cats are out to get me.

Then I went out and fired up my Jeep Wrangler this morning to move it to make room for a delivery truck and both the speedometer and tach died with the odometer displaying “NoBus5.”

According to the workshop manual that message signals a “module communication error.”

Say what? I didn’t even know a Wrangler had modules.

I’m going back to bed.

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