Sorry honey but I have to turn the lights out

This little tidbit crossed my email transom the other day and was so ridiculous that I first dismissed it as one of those urban myths that fly so often around the Internet.

However, according to the Attorney General’s office in Richmond, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on in Virginia.

And while we’re on the subject of sex — and why not — the only sexual position that is legal in the Old Dominion is — of course — the missionary one.

And, while we’re at it, there is still a law on the books that prohibits “corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.”

Explains a lot.